Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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