The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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