ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm determined to sit on that face.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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