Whod you bang
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The best revenge is premature balding
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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