butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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