Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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