Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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