i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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