Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yo dont text me then not text me
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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