you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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