Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I bet he comes in French.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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