i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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