you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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