do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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