Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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