this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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