But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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