He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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