So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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