maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there was a trapeze. enough said
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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