how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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