Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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