are you still at the devil's house?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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