and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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