did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Come share oat with me in your robe
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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