Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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