it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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