Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize