you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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