Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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