how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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