I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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