sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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