Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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