Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So much rum. So many feels.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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