gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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