your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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