How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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