Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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