Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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