I look better un-naked...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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