He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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