I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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