I want to make a zoo with you.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
