my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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