Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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