Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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