i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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