I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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