I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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