what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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