I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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