Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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