sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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