everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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