trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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