i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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